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[nola_steve]

I WAS WRONG HE WANTS TO DATE ME WHAT DO I DO?

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[nola_elphaba]

Turn some music on when you're in your bedroom together so we don't have to hear it?

[nola_steve]

So is that advice for saying yes?

[nola_elphaba]

Do you want to say yes? That’s the only thing that actually matters.

[nola_steve]

It's complicated, but yes. I think so, yes.

[nola_elphaba]

Be happy, Steve. You’re allowed.

[nola_steve]

Okay. Okay, we're going to talk.

Thank you, bebe.

[nola_elphaba]

I love you and I’m glad you found someone. But also he’s not my real dad and he never will be ;)

[nola_steve]

Deal. ;)

[nola_remus]

I just want to point out that I called it. But other than that, I don't know. Is he one of your students? Can you get in trouble for this? Do YOU want to date him?

[nola_steve]

He is not one of my students, and I cannot get in trouble. He's not in my department and is 19.

Jesus. He's 19. But he's also--

yeah.

[nola_remus]

Then I guess treat him how you would have wanted to be treated by a more experienced—boyfriend? partner? date? However it turns out.

And yeah, turn up the music and drown anything out.

[nola_steve]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Steve

[nola_faith]

It worries me that you're consulting the two who call you Dad for dating advice. Especially when they don't know the full story here.

Re: Steve

[nola_steve]

This isn't something Yahoo Answers can cover.

Re: Steve

[nola_faith]

The fact that you think those two are MORE reliable than Yahoo Answers also concerns me.

Look, if you want it, go for it. But remember that you have all the power in that situation, which means you're the one that can cause all the harm.

Re: Steve

[nola_steve]

I know, and you're right.

Re: Steve

[nola_faith]

Also remember to stock up on lots of lube. Both so you don't hurt yourselves and so Mags or Gavin don't kill themselves when you have to borrow theirs.

Wait, no, that would be hilarious. Please do that.

Re: Steve

[nola_steve]

Oh no I suddenly forgot how to read. Hopefully you didn't say anything horrifying!

Re: Steve

[nola_faith]

For a bunch of people who fuck, you are all really weird about it!

Re: Steve

[nola_steve]

Yup.